Expansionisms

[Mercy Now]

[user=1346]Golden Winged SnakeOiLion[/user] wrote:

14. A dimensional gateway is located in their home with
visits from Mary Magdalene were common.

 icon_3rofl

Don't get me started! ...icon_talkicon_lachtot

[PurplePebble]

 

LOL MN.

 

Expansionism

If you have an issue with them, you have an issue with authority figures / leaders.



(I have an issue with  people who elect themselves as leaders when they have no authority)..

Q.   Who was it that said they were the worlds "foremost"  spiritual/metaphysical leaders? 

A.   Erm...they did. 


 

[Octahedron]

..14. A dimensional gateway is located in their home with
visits from Mary Magdalene were common...

of course, the Holy Grail of Michigan:

Janny Swerdalene.

How spiritual.

[Jacaranda]

23. Romania is a country used by the Illuminati to experiment with specific mind-control techniques. All Romanians are specifically mind-controlled. Many Romanians are starting to see side-effects of this specific programming and are starting to remember their handlers, the assaults, etc. In order for the Illuminati to protect their interests, all Romanians will soon be eliminated altogether.

24. Germany is preparing for World War Three.

[Jacaranda]

25. Asbestos is being made illegal as it disturbs infra-red light of spy-satellites. Stewart, for your information, infra-red lighting is nothing less but heat and asbestos will have no effect on infra-red lighting whatsoever.

26. HIV was created by the Illuminati to decimate the African populations in order to dissuade Niburians from invading earth.

[wanderer]

27. The illuminati has taken control of the country and
there is really nothing that we can do. SS always
quoted the Borg "resistance is futile" in the Star
Trek New Generation tv series.

28. The southern great state of Florida will sink under
water and it wouldn't be wise to live there.

29. Automobiles are a true reflection of your life so
it's in your best interests to buy the best car as
this will give you a better life. Equating your
spiritual life to an automobile is nonsense. :?

30. Jupiter exploding into a Sun with colonies being
created by the reptoids on other planets for the
remaining earth humans. To serve man :D

[Free]

At Letterman’s to be top ten list:

10 potential new slogans at Expansions and why they might not work:

Stewart: Let’s see, how about these new slogans Janet? You think they are good for business? I think Icke would like them too:

Nr 1: Expansions - It is not a pretty picture out there. That is our truth.

Nr 2: Expansions - The world is going to hell in a handbasket. Come with us.

Nr 3: Expansions - We predict catastrophes 24/7. With your help, they might happen after all.

Nr 4: Expansions - We have the worst stories you can find. If not, we’ll make something up.

Nr 5: Expansions - We jump to conclusions faster than you are able to think for yourself.

Nr 6: Expansions - Your confusion, doubt, fear, potential insight and questions is your service to us.

Nr 7: Expansions - We speak to you. We never talk with you.

Nr 8: Expansions - We set your agenda and focus. That is why you pay us.

Nr 9: Expansions - No need to do research and travel anymore. We do it all for you, with your money.

Nr 10: Expansions - We are looking for people better than us in anything. We still haven’t found any.

[Lone Wolf]

Free-

That is soooooo good! You just made my day! LOL!

[mmasters]

31. there's electromagnetic cables in the gulf and on the coastlines of the US to deflect hurricanes...

[Jacaranda]

32. Stewart was once the Ambassador on Earth for the planet "Umo" here on earth.


Free, your list is excellent!